I could write a post about how uncreative the Patrick and Robin plot is (yawn). I could say something about how uncomfortable it was to hear Patrick reminisce about his past sexual encounters with Lisa (ewwww!). I could say how awesome I think Jonathan Jackson is (because he so is).
I could even delve into how mind-numbingly stupid this “mystery” photographer story has been thus far. (Really show? You expect anyone to even remotely suspect Johnny after seeing a million promos for James Franco as an “artist”? Really?)
Instead, I’ll simply leave you with a quote from my husband in response to that Nikolas/Elizabeth dream sequence:
“I think he is the grossest person I have ever seen.”