::drum roll, please::
–Lisa Niles, ladies and gentlemen!
LISA: Hey, it’s hard to take a girl seriously who guzzles beer and moves her own furniture.
Hey, Lisa! Feminism called. It wants you to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
In other news around Port Charles, the Spencer siblings have been on fire lately. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect from Julie Marie Berman and Jonathan Jackson together, but it turns out they’ve got a great family chemistry going. I completely buy him as her older brother.
Likewise, now that the sniping between Lucky and Ethan has toned down, I’m starting to enjoy him as part of the family. (Not enough to forgive the horrendous, history-destroying retcon that made it all possible, of course. But enough that I no longer fast forward his scenes in protest at the sight of that awful ponytail. Progress!)
Then there’s Lucky and Luke. My fingers are trying to rebel against typing this next sentence, but… I am actually really looking forward to watching tomorrow’s episode of General Hospital.
I know, right? But the stage is set for some quality father/son drama here, and both Geary and Jackson have the capacity to knock it out of the park. All we need is Genie Francis back in the mix and this might turn out to be one of the most gripping stories this show has told in quite some time!
Sorry, all this optimism is just really hard for me to process.