There are many things I’m currently finding inexplicable about General Hospital.
But tops on the list has to be what Maurice Bernard was thinking when — during their latest pissing contest over Brenda — he decided to have Sonny give Jax some serious sex-eyes while appearing to fellate a strawberry:
I don’t even know, y’all. I stared at that for five minutes, laughing my ass off.
Also, then Brenda said this, without a hint of irony or sarcasm:
SONNY: You know what, at least — I gotta tell you I’m very happy that I didn’t turn the table over, break a bottle, put it to his– [makes throat slashing gesture]
BRENDA: I know, that’s what I was trying to say. You are incredibly, incredibly grown up.
… and I wept for her, for she is surely lost to us now.