Not even a litle bit caught up, but I couldn’t let this one pass without comment…

There are many things I’m currently finding inexplicable about General Hospital.

But tops on the list has to be what Maurice Bernard was thinking when — during their latest pissing contest over Brenda — he decided to have Sonny give Jax some serious sex-eyes while appearing to fellate a strawberry:

I don’t even know, y’all. I stared at that for five minutes, laughing my ass off.

Also,  then Brenda said this, without a hint of irony or sarcasm:

SONNY: You know what, at least — I gotta tell you I’m very happy that I didn’t turn the table over, break a bottle, put it to his– [makes throat slashing gesture]
BRENDA: I know, that’s what I was trying to say. You are incredibly, incredibly grown up.

… and I wept for her, for she is surely lost to us now.

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2 thoughts on “Not even a litle bit caught up, but I couldn’t let this one pass without comment…

  1. Love reading your stuff. fabulous again as always. I will admit I really liked the Lante wedding and the fact that it was just about them. I thought they looked beautiful; the setting and vows were moving and given the dysfunction of Lulu’s family; I kind of liked the way they had Dantes huge, crazy and obviously close family embrace her.

    Yeah Maxie lecturing anyone about being dishonest and manipulative is ludicrous. I have never understood her OTT hatred of Liz either. She was the one who pursued Liz’s husband, fed his addiction, lied about a pregnancy and then a miscarriage to try and hang onto him; besides Maxie is the biggest user on the show and the very next episode she was in rare form first agreeing to spend Christmas with Spinelli (because as she said she had nothing better to do) getting him to arrange a big expensive spread for her and then immediately dumping him the minute Matt called.

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