OMG, you guys. I knew Britt was a crazypants, but her true insanity came out in all its glory last week. And Patrick was there to see it! Effing finally.
We got to see this:
BRITT: I don’t know what you think you overheard, but I’m sure it wasn’t–
PATRICK: You think that my daughter’s a spoiled brat. You warned Sabrina and Emma that you’re gonna to be with me and there’s nothing they could do about it. Is that about right?
BRITT: Well, Sabrina and I were in the middle of um, a private conversation and alright, I was being a little defensive, but, I’m sure you misunderstood…
PATRICK: I don’t want there to be any confusion or misunderstanding. Emma is the most important thing in the in the world to me and I will never doubt her for any reason whatsoever.
PATRICK: No, no, no. We don’t have anything. […] I could never care about somebody that doesn’t care about my daughter. Emma is my life. Whatever we had is over.
I think my reaction may have been the same as Sabrina and Liz’s:
I’m right there with ya, girlfriends!
So now Britt’s awfulness is being mixed in with Maxie’s poor judgment and the result is going to be a story that will continue to make me want to throw things at my television screen. Clearly they have shown Britt to be spiteful enough to bribe Maxie to help her ruin Sabrina, but this just digs Maxie into an even bigger hole. I am so not excited about this.
And speaking about combining story lines in ways that make me want to vomit — now Olivia is having visions about Sabrina making out with Steven in the shower? Eww. At least we got a sign that the actress can play someone who seems like she is older than twelve, but naked Steve and Olivia’s visions? DO NOT WANT. Remember those days when Johnny wasn’t a horrible waste of space and Olivia wasn’t an LSD clairvoyant and we actually enjoyed watching them on screen?
Yeah, me too.