I just powered my way through three episodes in which: 1) Shawn had an epiphany that the mob is actually his life’s passion (because “protecting people” is really the motto of organized crime), 2) Sonny spoke at length and without irony about Milo’s valuable contributions as a bodyguard, and 3) Carly apologized profusely for making him threaten to murder her.
I’m not gonna lie. It was a little rough going there for a while.
BUT NO MATTER. I’m still smiling! Because just look at what we also got:
Y’all, I don’t think I will ever get tired of seeing Elizabeth happy and smiling. Or of that soft, adoring expression AJ gets when she tells him she believes in him. I WILL SAIL THIS SHIP UNTIL I DIE.
Oh, and Nik got a hair cut and a meet cute with Britt, and I am A-OKAY with both of those things. So sure, I may now know way more about Morgan’s sex life than I ever wanted to, and Olivia may be about to take a ride on the Sonny express (sorry, I know… it’s the grossest), and Franco may still exist. But life is still pretty good.
Happy (belated) 4th, everyone! I hope you spent it making out hotly with someone you love. Or, you know… setting baby dolls on fire. Whatever floats your boat.