This a game I like to call “actual things Port Charles citizens have said this week.” See if you can spot the dialog that isn’t real!
MORGAN: Do you think what’s best for Avery is to be raised by Sabrina, the woman who tried to kill her?
KIKI: Of course I don’t! She should obviously be raised by the man who tried to kill her mother!
JAKE: We aren’t going to talk about my undercover activities where Jerome or Carlos or anyone else may hear us. I’m still going to make loud calls to the police commissioner where anyone can overhear, though. Let’s not get crazy.
ELIZABETH: Don’t make me regret this. I know I say that every time we get back together and every time, you instantly make me regret it. But seriously. Don’t make me regret it this time.
RIC: Elizabeth, I promise I will never lie to you again. After this lie. That I’m telling you right now.
AVA: Boy, it sure is taking me a long time to die.
SILAS: I know, right? Can we speed this up at all? I’m boring myself here.
Hahaha! Okay, you got me. I don’t actually watch Ava/Silas scenes.
In other news, Nikolas continues to betray practically everyone he’s ever loved for absolutely no reason. But hey, at least now we know who the worst poker player in Port Charles is! Luckily he’s found possibly the only person in town whose actions make less sense than his.
“It’s funny because we have no motivation!”
Tune in tomorrow for more exciting adventures from “Franco & Nina: Smug Psychopaths Smugly Smug at Everything” and “Morgan Corinthos, World’s Worst Human–can he go any lower? Probably!”
(Ugh, I don’t even know, you guys. Wake me when it’s sweeps?)