Listen, if you’d told me three years ago that I’d be this invested in either Britt or Brad, I probably wouldn’t have believed you, but BRITT AND BRAD, YOU GUYS!
Of the many things this show has been missing lately — of the top of my head: romance, character motivation, a day without the mob — happiness is at the top of the list. But Britt + Brad = instant joy, and I missed them so much and I’m so happy! Can she stay forever? Pretty please?
LITERALLY THE FACE MY HEART MADE
Meanwhile, over on the romance front, these two beautiful goobers still make my life complete:
JAKE: I’m with Hayden. And you’re with Ric. But I can’t stop thinking about you. It might be wrong, but it’s the truth.
ELIZABETH: I don’t know what to say.
JAKE: I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, I just… you’re the woman that I remember. The one I miss.
ELIZABETH: I miss you.
JAKE: You’re the woman whose kisses I remember.
True facts: her hair makes me want to cry. But the pining and the awkward attempts to find out if he’s been sexing his wife and the goofy smiles when they talk about the kissing. My heart seriously cannot take this much cuteness.
ALSO LITERAL VICTORIAN HAND PORN
Even Sam is shipping it! Which I know is meant to be all dramatically ironic or whatever, but come on, girl. You don’t want Liz to get hurt again because “she’s Patrick’s best friend”? JUST ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE HER ALREADY. (#sizzle4life)
But as delightful as all of the above was, this week’s Show Savior award goes to one Dante Falconeri, whose complete lack of patience with Morgan and Kiki’s bullshit made me awkwardly attempt to high five the television several times:
DANTE: See, unfortunately, in the real world, Morgan, you can’t whine your way out of the consequences.